A story about Flying Spaghetti Monster

Once I was walking, I mean ambulating, and the FSM rolled up on me in he/hers/its/god’s MX3 Hatchie and was like, “yo, bet my hatchie can take yours!”

I said, “I’m going to eat one of those vegan meatballs ya got for-what the hell are those for…?”

We ended up catching the late movie; we both cried -why did they have to kill Kong!? WHY!?


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